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Tourist: Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to MoMA from here?Suit: Fuck you, what do I look…Tourist, indignantly interrupting: No, fuck you, you motherfucking piece of shit. You don’t want to answer, you say “I don’t know”. All you New Yorkers are a bunch of cock-sucking assholes. [Suit, stunned, gives directions.]Bystander to tourist: Where did you learn to do that?Tourist: The Midwest.
