Sorry ladies, looks like Jameson is taken
- Jameson: I <3 Dina Lohan. Craziest bitch on the face of the earth. I want her to be the mother of my children.
- me: haha
- jameson, that means you'd have to fornicate with her
- Jameson: Eh.
- Whatever, I think I can handle it.
- me: just so you can have kids that are batshit crazy
- Jameson: I'm just trying to extend my entrepreneurial spirit into my personal relationships. You have to look at it as an investment, and Lohan kids are pretty much worth their weight in plutonium.
